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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Top 10 albums of 2008

Another year gone and another year of divided opinions. In a way they year is most noted for the release of 3 very long awaited (some more than others!) albums from 3 of the best know names in rock and metal. First we had Metallica with the album Death Magnetic, with opinion typically divided prior to release due to fan disappointment with St Anger - we were being promised something that was a return to Metallica's roots, did we get it? Well, we'll come back to that in a minute. Next up was AC/DC, who were getting on the best part of a decade since their last album. Finally, the real surprise of the lot, was Guns 'N' Roses with Chinese Democracy. At the end of the October we were all informed that the latest in a long line of pencilled in release dates (24th Nov) would now actually be the real release date of the album that's been nearly 15 years in the making. That is a long time coming and a lot of expectation to meet.

So, just what did stand out this year? Well after much discussion on our views on the year, for us Metallica were the best of the year - Death Magnetic is a distinct jump back to what made Metallica great; epic scale songs, extended instrumental sections and good old head banging music. It's different to the 'classic' Metallica albums, but it's a more modern sound and definitely brings them back to the fore. Coming in second place was Slipknot's 'All Hope Is Gone', marking a more musical effort from them that has gone down well with the team. Third are Trivium, who had previous made 2nd on the list with the great (in our opinion) The Crusade album, for us Shogun is good but doesn't reach levels that The Crusade managed for us; while Soulfly, in fourth place, has scored a distinct improvement over their previous album. AC/DC take 5th place with Black Ice, followed by Cradle of Filth, Therion and The Offspring. Guns 'N' Roses makes it in at 9th place - a tricky decision, while a good album it just doesn't deliver what we'd been expecting after all this time but with a release so late in the year this may need more time to be fully appreciated. Closing out the list with a joint tenth place are Viking Skull with 'Doom, Gloom, Heartache and Whiskey' and Ansur with 'Warring Factions'.

The full count down is as follows:

1. Metallica - Death Magnetic
2. Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone
3. Trivium - Shogun
4. SoulFly - Conquer
5. AC/DC - Black Ice
6. Cradle Of Filth - Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
7. Therion - Live Gothic
8. The Offspring - Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
9. Guns N Roses - Chinese Democracy
10= Viking Skull - Doom Gloom Heartache and Whiskey
10= Ansur - Warring Factions


However, it has to be noted that we've been left a bit underwhelmed this year. While there have been some good albums, there has not been anything this year that has stood out to the team as a truly great album. Metallica are certainly close, reaching top spot with decisive total score but overall we feel that 2008 has not been the greatest year for metal music releases. On the other side, the year was by no means bad and now we will look forward to what 2009 will bring us.

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Chinese Democracy first impressions

Just like Dr Pepper, Axl Rose got the last laugh on me, it wasn't that long ago I took a pop at Stevie for having the audacity to suggest GNR's new album would be out this year, fortunately I didnt bet a couple of million cans of juice on it :)

But now that it's finally here a Grindaar review is most undoubtedly in order and will follow shortly, there's no telling when the next Guns record will come out so we should make the most of this moment.

In the meantime though, let me take you through my first impressions. Overall, I have to say I dont think it's a bad album, that might be due to the fact I had such low expectations, but it may be several months or a year before I form a balanced opinion but for now I'm ok with it. My gut feeling though is that this is not a Guns N Roses album. It sounds nothing like the music the band produced in the past and I think this is a major stumbling block for most people. I think if this had come under the name Axl Rose instead of Guns N Roses it would have been far better received. What you get here is a decent rock album, but it's not rock in the sense of say Out Ta Get Me or You Could Be Mine.

Stand out track so far: There Was A Time

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Transformers: The Ride

Universal announced today that in 2011 they will be launching a Transformer theme park ride at their Hollywood and Singapore theme parks. Following the success of last years live action Transformers movie, Universal obviously has a lot of faith in the franchise, with the sequel out next year and the third movie probably due in 2010 or 2011 (the latter is more likely in my opinion, since the theme park rides would launch on the back of the movie hype).

From the article:

The attraction will fuse 3D-HD media, mega special effects and stunning robotics with a ride system that will transform perceptions of theme park experiences. The rides are scheduled to make their debuts in early 2011, first at Universal Studios Singapore and then at Universal Studios Hollywood. In "Transformers," Earth's humans are caught in the middle of an intergalactic war between the friendly Autobots and the evil Decepticons, which are able to change into a variety of objects, including cars, trucks, planes and other technological creations.

Tom Williams, Chairman and CEO, Universal Parks & Resorts, said: "'Transformers' will be a jewel in our collection of world-class rides based on great movies. We're thrilled to be collaborating with Hasbro, DreamWorks, director Michael Bay and the film's executive producer, Steven Spielberg, who has been responsible for so many of our signature rides and attractions." Steven Spielberg serves as creative consultant to Universal Parks & Resorts and has worked closely with the company in the creation of some of the world's most innovative theme park attractions. Those attractions include Jurassic Park-the Ride, a featured attraction at UP&R parks in Orlando, Hollywood and Japan, the E.T. Adventure at Universal Orlando and Universal Studios Japan, and the "War of the Worlds" sets at Universal Studios Hollywood.


Sounds like this this ought to be a good ride, guess I'll have to plan a holiday to Hollywood in 2011 :)


Read the full story here:
Transformers Attraction Coming to Universal's Parks

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

AC/DC Tour and Album

Possibly one of the most anticipated albums in years is about to be released. "Black Ice" by AC/DC is the bands first album in 8 years and is due out on the 20th October. Of course, no band as big as AC/DC releases an album with a tour to follow it up. Previous an 18 month world tour had been announced and yesterday the UK dates for the tour we announced.

Sadly, there are only 3 dates in the UK (and none of them in Scotland :( ), these are as follows:

Tuesday 14th April 2009 - London O2
Tuesday 21st April 2009 - Manchester MEN Arena
Thursday 23rd April 2009 - Birmingham LG Arena


Of course, I did say it was an 18 month world tour, so I suspect that they are doing a quick tour initially to follow the album release with a bigger tour to follow later.

Black Ice is available in both Regular and Deluxe (Collectors Edition)

Friday, October 10, 2008

Chinese Democracy (finally)

Ok, did we really expect it to happen?
Whether we did or not, it seems that Nov 23rd is the final release date to be pencilled in for the long awaited Chinese Democracy album from Guns N' Roses. According to the BBC (linky) and The Guardian(linky), the release date is finally set for the US. The European release date has not yet been confirmed, but we wouldn't expect it to be too far behind.

While this is great news for every metal/rock fan, as we finally get to see/hear what 15 years of production is going to give us, however it's not such good news for Dr Pepper - having previously promised everyone a can of Dr Pepper if Chinese Democracy was released in 2008. Sadly, I think this promise for the US only, so I guess I'm going to miss out :(

Update: The online version of the the title track is no longer available online, so the link has been removed.

However, you can buy the album from Amazon by following this link: Buy Chinese Democracy

Thursday, September 11, 2008

News Albums - First Impressions

The last month or so has seen some fairly high profile albums hit the stores, with Slipknot, Dragonforce, Motorhead and Metallica each bringing us something new.

Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone
One of the more controversial bands in the Metal scene, with peoples opinions being pretty polarised; very much a love them or hate them type of band. With All Hope Is Gone, they probably aren't going to change too many minds. That said, this album does seem more composed that their previous albums and at first I was pretty let down. After listening to it a few more times it's started to grow on me and I'm quite liking it but as yet only the title track has stood out for me.

Dragonforce - Ultra Beatdown
After their fantastic Inhuman Rampage album and their sudden boost in popularity from legions of Guitar Hero fans, Ultra Beatdown has been a highly anticipated album. The title 'Ultra Beatdown' is probably one of the best album titles I've come across, so that's a good start. The songs themselves are fast, heavily feature the guitar and most are pretty long, so it looks like Dragonforce aren't straying too far from their familiar territory. There is a lot of energy in the first few times through the album, however on a couple of occasions I've found myself wondering if I'd accidentally put on Inhuman Rampage by mistake as some of the songs sound very familiar. Time will tell if this was just lack of attention on my part, or if Ultra Beatdown is just more of the same (in a not so good way).

Motorhead - Motorizer
Motorhead and Lemmy return for yet another album (I've lost count of how many have come before this!). As per the usual Motorhead formula, things are fast, energetic and no nonsense (of the albums discussed here, Motorhead are the only ones without a 'Special Edition' version). This is typical Motorhead, fans of past work are probably going to enjoy this. This is more of the same (in a good way), with catchy songs and nothing taken too seriously. I've enjoyed it so far, will see how this stands in time.

Metallica - Death Magnetic
Is there an album more anticipated than this one? Very unlikely. Thanks to HMV putting the album on shelves a few days earlier than the 12th Sept release date I (and many others) have managed to see for ourselves if Metallica have brought back the magic. Based on a single listen through, I'm fairly confident that Metallica are back in a big way. The album may not reach of the 'Master of Puppets' level of acclaim, but this does have all the trademarks of their most popular albums; great riffs, epic songs (most are in the 6 or 7 minute range), strong vocals and great composition. There are a few songs that did stand out and I'm really looking forward to listening to it again (and again).


More to come
The next month or so also sees a few more high profile albums come our way:

Trivium - Shogun (29th Sept 2008)
Having seem huge success following their album The Crusade, expectations are high for the release of Shogun.

Guns 'n' Roses - Chinese Democracy (2nd Nov 2008)
Delayed for almost a decade now, Chinese Democracy could almost trump Metallica on the 'most anticipated album' front, that is if people actually expect it really come out on it's current projected release date. However, if this does it the shelves this year, it will be huge.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Caprica gets new life!

A month or so ago, rumours surfaced that Sci-Fi were struggling in their TV scheduling as a result of the writers strike. The problem was the lack of new material to put on air. The solution, re-assess previously rejected scripts that could go ahead without further writer involvement. One such script that came up in the rumours was Caprica, the spin off show from the Battlestar Galactica remake.

Thankfully now, those rumours seem to have been more than just hot air, as TV.com is reporting that Caprica is now confirmed for production.

The story will take place around 50 years before the events of Battlestar Galactica and will cover the creation of the Cylons. I'm sure the Cylons rebellion against mankind would also have to feature somewhere in the story line. Let's hope we don't have to wait too long to find out.

TV.com story: http://www.tv.com/story/11030.html

Friday, February 08, 2008

Top movies of 2007

2007 had it's share of ups and downs as far as movies go, with many films really splitting opinions on whether they were good or bad. For me, movies are about enjoyment. This can come from any (and many) aspects of a film, sometimes from being thought provoking, sometimes for making me laugh, sometimes for delivering adrenaline pumping action, or sometimes something else altogether. At the end of the day, movies can't be rating based on just one of these qualities, so the list of my top films of 2007 is based purely on how much I enjoyed them.


15. Shoot Em Up

Does exactly what it says. Relentless gun action through out the film, with Clive Owen finding himself rescuing a baby from death, though is less successful in saving the mother making him the only guardian the baby has from the legions of guns for hire that are in pursuit of the baby.

The plot isn't too taxing, and it's not supposed to be. The gun play is imaginative and over the top but the film doesn't take itself too seriously and provides some good entertainment.


14. Balls of Fury

Balls Of Fury is a spoof comedy taking place in the world of Illegal Underground Table Tennis. The FBI recruit a former Table Tennis protégée (who embarrassed himself in the Olympic Table Tennis final at the age of 9) to infiltrate the criminal organisation run by Christopher Walken. Sadly, his table tennis skills are no longer what they used to be and he must regain his winning form to succeed.

The film provided many laughs in many ways, providing plenty of (sometimes absurd) fun.

13. Ratatouille

Pixar's latest has many great qualities, not only does it make a funny movie from an absurd concept (well, looking at the two films listed above, maybe not so absurd after all!), Pixar has once again raised the bar in the standards of CGI animation. The characters are amazingly details, the rat hair is very real looking and the animation quality is superb.

While a really good film, it just didn't grab me in the same way that previous Pixar films have. Not that I'd hold that against it, the preceding films have all been so good and this film is still good in it's own right.

12. Hot Fuzz

Doing for action movies what Shaun Of The Dead did for zombie films, Simon Pegg & Co return with another great comedy. Taking a variety of clichés of the genre, Hot Fuzz turns the rules upside down, gives them a shake, then puts them back and delivers what you would expect from an action film.

Britain isn't really known for it's action films, however even although this is primarily a comedy, the action is still worth it!

11. The Simpsons

Long awaited and carrying great expectations, The Simpsons movie has finally arrived. While the original idea for The Simpsons movie had been to be as a way to bring closure to the franchise after the TV series had ended, allowing the family to go out with a bang, their continued popularity (and no doubt an element of greed by those that profit from it) has seen the movie arrive long before the series will be ending. Does this prevent them from going all out in the movie? Yes and No.

The plot may be suitably epic, involving the possible complete destruction of Springfield, and there are a few things that happen that would never happen on the TV show, however many people feel that the movie is nothing more than an extended episode of the TV show. While I agree with that to an extent, I think the movie does stand up on it's own, with the greater run time of the movie format allowing for much more development through the course of the story while still providing the magic formula that has made the Simpsons work so well for so many years.

Well worth watching in my opinion

10. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

A much hyped sequel to a film that never really stood out from the crowd much. Rise Of The Silver Surfer far exceeds the original film, with the main characters already established and in place, the film is able to get on with what super hero films are all about, Super-heroes and super-villains. Yes, there is the 'personal' stories covered in the film as well, but these do provide some entertainment and diversity from the core story.

Much improved over the original, enough to make it to 10 on this list, if you like super hero films, actions films, or even just Jessica Alba, this is worth checking out.

9. Stardust

A fantasy story about an average boy that has been chosen by fate to play a part in a very significant adventure. And what an adventure it is! With all the required fantasy features, magic, adventure, evil villains, comedy, a vulnerable heroin and an unlikely hero, this movie delivers a lot, matching the calibre of classics such as The Princess Bride and Willow.

An all star cast deliver an amazing film, however Robert De Niro really does steal the show as Captain Shakespeare!

8. The Golden Compass

In a parallel world, the Earth is a very different place, where every person has their own 'daemon', an animal which represents their inner soul an is always with them. Where there is one organisation in charge of most of the world, they seek to stop a scientist who is following a theory that could disprove everything that they preach (no, they don't necessarily believe it!). His niece, Lyra get's caught up in an adventure to help her uncle, have to fend for herself as she learns of other deceit and trickery. Of course she makes some friends along the way who travel with her to help on her journey. And did I mention that there are friendly polar bears and witches?

This movie went by so quickly, you barely realise how long has passed by the time it is over. It's an super adventure, which leads you into anticipation for the second film in the trilogy. I just hope that the second film will get the go ahead despite the disappointing box office performance in the USA.

7. I Am Legend

The whole idea of this film really struck a cord with me, I just loved the idea. One man has survived in a world where a disease has either killed everyone or turned them into blood thirsty mutants. Will Smith was brilliant, playing a man who is totally isolated with only a dog for company for the last three years, getting dangerously close the edge of sanity as he continues to hunt for a cure for the disease

The movie wasn't exactly what I thought it was going to be, I had expected an action movie and while there is action and it is good, it is not the core of the movie. I did find the movie fascinating though and definitely one of the top movies of the year.


6. The Bourne Ultimatum

Matt Damon returns as Jason Bourne in the third and (presumably) final film of the series. The quality of this film surpasses it's predecessor, with amazing locations and action scenes, not mention brining a close to the story of Jason Bourne. The story picks up and takes place between two scenes from near the end of the second film, with only the final 15 or 20 minutes taking place after the end of the second film. This worked well and was handled seamlessly.

As far as good quality actions films go, the Bourne series has been one of the best and Ultimatum has been a superb ending to the series.

5. Oceans Thirteen

Danny Ocean and the gang are back and this time it's all business. The first film, Oceans Eleven, brought heist films back into fashion and although the Oceans Twelve was fairly entertaining it just didn't have the 'purpose' that the original had. Not a mistake that is made this time, the story is there and the gang have a unified purpose that drives them on their biggest job yet. This isn't about getting rich, this is about pay back.

The film is focused, yet still maintains the humour and the twists that the series is famed for. It may or may not be the last film in the series, if it is, they have certainly gone out in style.


4. Spiderman 3

One of the best Superhero franchises to date, the previous two Spiderman films have been (appropriately enough) 'amazing', both in terms of Superhero Vs Villain action and in terms of quality film making. The third film had promised a lot, a close to the story arc that had ran through the first two films, new characters (including Gwen Stacey, former girlfriend of Peter Parker in the comics) and not to mention 3 villains; Sandman, Venom and a variation of the Green Goblin. Could a film deliver all this without losing the 'character' that had made the previous films so highly regarded?

Opinion seems to be mixed on this film, many thought they tried to do too much and dropped the ball, other thought that Peters 'emo' thing in the middle of the film was totally stupid, while others, including myself, though that it all worked and the movie was fantastic. In my view, his 'emo' phase was right, despite being a Superhero, Peter himself is and always has been a nerd. What he got up to is just what a nerd like Peter would think was 'cool' and would impress a woman - the audience might not think it's cool, but the point is that Peter did.

If you have seen the first two films, then you do have to check this one out as well. If you haven't seen either of the first two, then watch them first and then watch this. You just have to.


3. Happy Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix

Another year and another Harry Potter, hard to believe that this is now the 5th film in the series. Personally, I've been loving the Harry Potter films every since I saw the first one all those years ago. Of course, I've not read the books yet, so this may be why I find the films so brilliant while there are many people that do not (though in most cases the main complaint is about what was NOT included in the film). As with the previous films, the tone continues to get darker and the events taking place are increasingly more serious, while at the same time we are introduced to new wonders of the magic world, new magic spells, new characters and all new developments in the live of Harry Potter and to top it all off the movie ends with two of the most powerful wizards fighting at their best. In short, excellent stuff!

If you've enjoyed the previous films in the series, then there is nothing that would prevent you from enjoying this one as well. I await the 6th film with baited breathe.


2. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

The 4th film in this list that is the closing part of a trilogy. The Pirates Of The Caribbean films have been something of a phenomenon, the first one came out of no where and surprised everyone that movie based on a theme park ride could actually be brilliant, never mind just good! The wave of hype that has surrounded the two follow up films has been huge, and while Dead Mans Chest was in itself a good film, the closing chapter, At World's End takes the films to a new level, finally answering some of the questions that have lingered throughout the series (such as, Is Jack really mad?).

The full cast of characters and some news one take the story in directions you would not have predicted, leading up to a finale of epic proportions. To cap it all off, the movie is brave enough to not quite give the happy ending that everyone would have been hoping for!



1. Transformers

The Transformers, once an obsession of my childhood, have finally been given new life in the live action movie I (and many others like me) have been waiting years to see! Ever since adaptations of popular comics have proven that they can be good (witness, Spiderman and X-Men as two of the best examples), this movie has been one has been at the top of my wish list. Despite the heated online discussions all across the internet and the fear that Hollywood was going to butcher my childhood, the release of the first trailer for the movie made my jaw drop. Not only did the Transformers look stunning, they also looked believable, hope brewed and anticipation of the July 4th release date grew every day.

Thankfully, the movie came out a few days earlier than expected and I managed to catch it on opening day while on holiday. I tried not to get my hopes up, just in case the movie was a disappointment, but it turned out that my hesitation was unnecessary, the movie was brilliant!!

The movie started off with a taste of what would be coming, as Blackout attacks and levels a military base. From there, you are left with no doubt that the action is going to be satisfying. As the movie progresses, there is plenty of humour and the story is built up at a reasonable pace. Although there is only limited action through the first half of the film as all the players are put into position, this allows the second half of the film to really go to town with the action, and it rocks.

True, the transformers don't really look like their original incarnations (or really any subsequent version either), with only Optimus Prime really keeping similarities to his original look, however it would be silly to think that the film would work in the same they all looked like they did in the comics or cartoons. They did keep to the spirit of it all and this is why it worked.

For me, The Transformers had everything it needed to make it my film of the year, which is more than I ever expected it would. Now we must wait for the next film, due in 2009!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Top Albums of 2007

When it comes to the December issue of your favourite magazines you'll notice that they all have "Best Albums of 2007" plastered across the front covers. It strikes us that to publish this list in December you need to have them compiled in November, so really it's the 'best albums of the first 10 or 11 months of 2007'. What would happen if someone was to release something as ground breaking as Reign In Blood or Master Of Puppets or Appetite For Destruction in mid December I ask you? OK, ok, we know that most record companies wont put an album out then because of the Christmas charts being flooded with greatest hits packages intended as stocking fillers but we at Grindaar are patient people, we don't see the need to rush.

So we've taken our time, waited until January and compiled our own list of our favourite albums of 2007. Of course we don't have access to every single metal album released in the last year the same way the professional critics do, but as always, we believe that we represent the feelings and opinions of your average rock/metal fan. So take a look, and let us know if you agree or disagree or what your top 10 would be.

Our Top Albums of 2007:

1. Machine Head - The Blackening
2. Turbonegro - Retox
3. Serj Tankian - Elect The Dead
4. Rush - Snakes and Arrows
5. McQueen - Break The Silence
6. Bad Religion - New Maps Of Hell
7. Epica - The Divine Conspiracy
8. Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold
9. Nightwish - Dark Passion Play
10. Paradise Lost - In Reqiuem
11. Priestess - Hello Master
12. Ministry - The Last Sucker
13. WASP - Dominator
14. Megadeth - United Abominations
15. Alter Bridge - Blackbird
16. Monster Magnet - 4-Way Diablo
17. Agnostic Front - Warriors
18. Symphony X - Paradise Lost
19. Down - Over The Under
20. Dropkick Murphys - The Meanest Of Times


Machine Head returned with a fantastic album, following on from their impressive (and back on form) Through the Ashes of Empires, and showed us that they can still do great things. Not that they walked away with it, it was a close fought battle for the top positions, with Turbonegro, Serj Tankian and Rush all in contention for the top spot. With old names, new names and some regulars making a showing, overall, 2007 was a pretty good year.

Cheers and here's to a headbanging 2008!
The Grindaar Team.

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